I am painting my love to you against the backdrop of 1976 at PU CHD. One nice day someone told me there is an option to go to the univ for further wastage of Dad's money. I do not remember how Jaspal singh Kalra was invented. Its something a real big missing link of evolution. If I make a Pythagoras theorem of relativity I feel my tutor or say professor at National college sirsa Mr. chug seems to be the person who probably could become the newton to find the laws of motion. First tell me what the hell you are doing with this bloody shushandr rekha - this is not your standard darling , better keep distance from bloody kejriwals of Bombay Film industry who hardly know bloody abc of corruption but become the messiah of eradicating forces of corruption and the like . I know your tender heart may not like my remarks but darling ask this shushandr what is this bloody keep or say a distance do the hell she wants to say the peoples do not know the nomenclatures of private parts hell it yaar. Yaar are you that scared . Just ensure to yourself No bastard can touch you , you better throw away your bloody security as they look too too clumsy bloody toilets on roses. I remember I was opting for zoology but Jaspal told me its a dirty subject better come to botany because of its clean environment. Later on I learnt he was looking for someone who can accompany him to sirsa on vacation days as his father was a railway employee so he used to get subsidized tokens for a say 50 paise or so for the whole visit and for any number of times it were available. One day he told me his sister believes that if a sardar is there then he is male others are may be someone in between or so. She could only recognize a person in turban so she was not sure who the hell I could be. I was more interested in crashing some exam for MBBS so I hardly bothered of any nomenclatures of the period under discussion. I remember I was selected in AIIMS entrance final select list but the other part is a sad story I will tell you when you will meet me in person. One day I went to National college another sardar friend of mine met me and told he got selected in Dhanbad medical college but before I could say any thing as token of your bullshit world Professor Dalal of Physics subject at the college intervened and politely professed " he has gone to university", my brain got fused at his remarks so I kept quiet.
Probably my quiet habit has never taken further exuberance after that.
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